KDTime: Battle of the Butlers (Geoffrey vs Niles)

 Episode 54

There are two that stand out to me as I’ve watched TV over the years and they are Geoffrey from Fresh Prince of bel air played by Joseph Marcell (1990) and Niles from the Nanny (1993) played by Daniel Davis. Which was more savage? Who gave the best advice? Just a couple of the questions we’ll use to compare the two.

Here is the first round quotes from the show.

Round 1: Snark/Savage

When Will asked about a party 

Will: “Yo, Are we having a party? We’re gonna get stupid right?

Geoffrey: “For some of us, that will require very little effort indeed”

When Carlton made a wrong assumption

Carlton: Geoffrey, Will has been hypnotized! The great mentos made him think he’s four years old!

G: Can he make me think I care?

To Will

“I’m so terribly sorry, Master William, there’s been a misunderstanding. Apparently, I gave you the impression that I really wanted to know.

When G literally put bread on Carlton’s head

C: "Geoffrey can you make me a sandwich"

G: *places bread* "there, now you’re a sandwich"

C.C.:

"I wouldn't be caught dead in that dress."

Niles:

"You'd have to be dead six months to fit in it."

C.C.:

"You are a pathetic excuse for a man."

Niles:

"Ditto!"

[after spraying Maxwell's leather couch]

Niles:

"I couldn't resist the infomercial, sir. "Unwanted dirt just slides right off!""

[C.C. slips off the chair]

Niles:

"And voila!"

After watching it and reading these I couldn't stop laughing. So funny!